Two random things about me.

1. When I dance when I'm on the way to work (or home) I mask it with the movement of the train.

2. My perception about my body is really skewed. I tend to assume I'm much bigger than I actually am (though there have been times when I assumed I was much smaller than I actually was).

When drivers get overzealous in trying to get past a light and end up stuck in the pedestrian walkway path. Or when they just blatantly park/stand in the pedestrian walkway path I imagine myself not walking around the car, but walking OVER the car, pausing to jump up and down on the hood, then hopping off and continuing to walk as if I'm as unaware ( Read more... )

I think that people tend to drastically underestimate the honesty and integrity of people in general, including themselves. I think people are naturally "good" and that social circumstances are what prevents the inherent "goodness" from coming through. And my forgetful oblivious ass is full of great examples that reveal this ( Read more... )

Linda, Dani, Mikey, Justin, Jon-- shit, EVERYBODY, come and get your weather NOW!

I've never seen one of these specific to Harlem before, so eh...

You Know you from HARLEM if you...

1) Know about the Rucker/Kingdome
2) A white tee, jeans, and AF1s or MJs is your usual outfit [not me, but I know a lot of fools who do]
3) Like the OLD MA$E
4) Wish that MA$E would have never got back on [I wish he'd've never got a deal at all]
5 ( Read more... )

1. We *do* have trees. Ever heard of Central Park, brainiac ( Read more... )

I'm "late ( Read more... )

I've been perusing my journal's archives trying to find an entry I made about what I would say to 8 year old Ebony (to answer a meme Jake posted) and intermittingly making tags here and there and I've come to the conclusion that for the most part my journal was boring as SHIT. I dunno how some of y'all kept reading. Jeevus. I was all "omg! I love ( Read more... )

I just made another submission to Overheard in NY. I need to take some pics of my office door, the next door office/hall and the painfully clear signs all over the place to express how STUPID and ANNOYING it is that people consistently need assistance to get to Suite 706. I'm convinced that whatever type of business that is REQUIRES its employees ( Read more... )

I swear I need to make like 4 entries, but in the meantime I have to make this quick one. I should submit it to Overheard in NY ( Read more... )